[Pgsql-ayuda] C y postgres

[sandrigo lezcano]

Alvaro Herrera wrote:

>On Mon, Jun 23, 2003 at 09:33:39PM -0500, Manuel Sugawara wrote:
>  
>
>>>On Mon, Jun 23, 2003 at 08:30:25PM -0400, Pablo Salinas wrote:
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>>>
>>>>como puede haber alguien tan weon!
>>>>        
>>>>
>>y sólo por si me encuentro a un chileno por ahi y me lo dice: ¿qué
>>significa weon?
>>    
>>
>
>"huevon", pero no la acepcion mexicana.  Palabra comodin usada para
>muchas cosas.  En "es muy hueon" o "como puede haber alguien tan hueon"
>bla bla bla bla........
>  
>
mmm... weno!!!  como estan OffTs maníaticos HOY entonces aqui va:

M$ libero código Win  XP!!!

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
        display_copyright_message();
  	display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        if (first_time_installation)
        {
         make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
	 make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
	 disable_Netscape();
         disable_RealPlayer();
         disable_Lotus_Products();
         hang_system();
        }

        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();

        if (still_not_crashed)
        {
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          basically_run_windows_3.1();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
         set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
         set_mouse(action,jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows3.1");    */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows3.11");   */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows95");     */
    /* printf("Welcome to WindowsNT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows98");     */
    /* printf("Welcome to WindowsNT 4.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows2000"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
        system_memory =open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
}